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Idiots everywhere, lend me your ears. This website is set to use frames, and
if your lame computer can't handle frames, then it won't be able to hand my website.
Take $100 out of your pocket and buy a compatable computer. Come on, if any one's
computer can't handle this, they're back in the Windows 3.1 era, or earlier.
And I'll bet your display is not larger than 640x480 pixels. What a crappy machine
you have. The whole world is laughing at you now.
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